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  2002.03.10  23.48


www.4ged-Impression.deviantart.com

 
 


 
  2002.03.09  19.44
No End

Turn around
I can't make you choose
Turn around
Either way I loose
Turn around
Play these games, no I refuse
Turn around
I know longer have a use for you

Come back
Ive lost my will to fight
Come back
Thoughts of you plague me every night
Come back
I know its not right
Come back
Im empty without you in sight

Stay here
The sun doesnt shine without you
Stay here
Even away my love for you grew
Stay here
I dont want this to be through
Stay here
An apology is well over due



Mood: aggravated
 
 


 
  2002.03.09  01.44


Wow I just got some horrible news. As if I wasnt already feeling somewhat odd around her, she gives me some wonderful news. She holds my hand and tells me she feels guilty being around me sometimes. I wonder and ask why? Her response, shes kinda sorta not really seeing a former boyfriend. Chills literally went through my body. Oh well. Thats the way the shit hits the fan to be poetic about it. Thats alright though. I have my own shit to worry about right now, things to do. I cant worry my fragile little self with petty love quarrels. Keep on rockin in the free world!



Mood: annoyed
 
 


 
  2002.03.08  18.43
Happy dance

wow. I feel really great right now. If anyone cares to know why go to
http://deftones.com/site/board.html
and click on writers forum and read the writings of 4ged Impression, which is me and read what people had to say about my work...jesus it felt great.



Mood: happy
 
 


 
  2002.03.08  15.54


oh, I'd also like to apologize for my recent splurg of crappy test.

 
 


 
  2002.03.08  15.51
anyone out there?

Alright, I was wrong. It's not real fun writing these things if no one reads it. SOOOO...if anyone does read this let me know so I'll keep going. I do have interesting things to say darn it.



Mood: frustrated
 
 


 
  2002.03.07  21.48







Which Rocky character are you?


 
 


 
  2002.03.07  21.47



Take the 100 Acre Personality Quiz!


 
 


 
  2002.03.07  21.42


If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Sergei Rakhmaninov.

I lived in the early Twentieth Century and was well known for my compositional, conducting, and piano skills, yet I am melancholy despite this talent. My famous works include my nearly-impossible piano concerti.

Who would you be? Dead Russian Composer Personality Test



 
 


 
  2002.03.07  21.38


Average
You were probably an average child. Nothing less, nothing more.


test yourself at geekykid.net


 
 


 
  2002.03.07  21.32




Which tarot card are you?


 
 


 
  2002.03.07  21.28


Mystique
I'm Mystique
What X-Men Character are You?

That's right, you're Mystique: the only villain possible on this quiz. But you're not evil, really. Just... misunderstood. You can't help it if you'd rather save your own skin than risk your neck saving people who are far inferior to you. You have a taste for the finer things in life, certainly. But why shouldn't you? You certainly deserve them, after all.

 
 


 
  2002.03.07  21.20





 
 


 
  2002.03.07  13.49
slow down

Sometimes I wonder if these songwriters that I think are just lyrical geniuses are really just playing with my head. They say things like I look at the cross then look away. Give you the lungs to blow me away. That could be interrupted in a few different ways, but I wonder if they were just high and didnt care about it making sense because as a fan I wouldnt question it and assume it was a heart felt line. That would be really sad if I found out the lyrics from Maynard, Chino, Brandon etc were all meaningless lyrics just put there to sell records. Its cool if they wrote them so that the fans could relate not really them, but in a way its cool to know that a song that you can relate to and understand isnt just about your situation. Its nice to know someone you respect or look up to has been in the same predicament. Then again we could all be mad.
This thought came into my head as I listened to Lateralus. Here I sit sometimes and attack the likes of Nsync, Tina Turner, Shania Twain and so on these musicians that dont even write there own lyrics.but then again whats worse, writing lyrics that dont mean shit to you or not even writing them?....
That was such a stupid thought process.sorry.



Mood: curious
 
 


 
  2002.03.07  11.23
The trials and tribulations

Yesterday evening, as I shaved my manly facial hair I noticed my underarm hair was just entirely too long. So I took the electric razor and trimmed it pretty nice. Now low and behold it itches like the dickens. I have to take a mental note to not do that again. I may just go get them waxed. Also the large amount of hair that has formed in the crack of my ass. Its really disgusting. And I cant shave it. I wont lie, Ive attempted to put a razor back there, but Ill be god damned if that shit will come off. Ive yet to get the dingle-berrys as my father refers to them. Although Im sure they are on the way. I wonder how much a hooker would charge to shave my ass?....



Mood: curious
 
 


 
  2001.08.14  05.10


www.livejournal.com/users/avoid_emotion


somebody new moved in - hope ya' like him



Mood: creative
 
 


 
  2001.06.14  23.11


Emotional Filth: quack
eww this smells: 'eh I've been called worse
Emotional Filth: *kisses your nose*
Emotional Filth: i have something else you could put in your profile
eww this smells: *wipes noise*
eww this smells: what's that
Emotional Filth: dont you hate it when youre masturbating with a dildo up your ass and you blow a huge fart, sending the dildo flying across the room, and breaking your mothers favorite antique vase? how do you explain the shit stains?!
eww this smells: **looks around confused...wondering if that was suppose to be funny...but plays it off as if it were**...umm...yeah...hehe...ohhaha...umm...gggggggreat job
Emotional Filth: i like grapes
eww this smells: as do I
eww this smells: but plums are better
Emotional Filth: not always
Emotional Filth: some plums arent yummy
Emotional Filth: are you yummy?
eww this smells: not always
Emotional Filth: what else do you like
eww this smells: umm...clean fingernails
Emotional Filth: long or short?
eww this smells: short
Emotional Filth: do you like eggs?
eww this smells: scrambled
eww this smells: occasionally fried...but not often
Emotional Filth: with or without cheese
eww this smells: with is good
Emotional Filth: what is your favorite color?
eww this smells: umm...a dark blue is nice....or a light gray
Emotional Filth: like, my font color or yours
eww this smells: more mine really
eww this smells: so guess that'd be more of a darker grey
eww this smells: sorry to confuse you
Emotional Filth: thats alright. mine is technically silver
eww this smells: ahh...well great then!
Emotional Filth: im glad that works out
eww this smells: yeah I was just thinking how horribly horrible it would have been if this situation wasn't resolved
Emotional Filth: you have no idea
eww this smells: yeah you're right
eww this smells: so I guess we're done?
Emotional Filth: so are you an asshole to everyone or just me?
eww this smells: generally everyone...but I didn't realize I was being one to you....at what point did you sense an assholeism?
eww this smells: please tell me...oh oh please tell me
eww this smells: :-(
Emotional Filth: the 'almost funny' sentence
eww this smells: I never said anything about anything being almost funny
eww this smells: oh you mean the 'not funny at all' sentence?
Emotional Filth: yeah i think that falls into the generally almost funny realm
eww this smells: no...because what you said wasn't even near almost funny
eww this smells: it was near the beavis and butthead realm
Emotional Filth: hate me for it
eww this smells: but if you consider that almost funny then by all means call yourself almost funny
eww this smells: I don't hate you for that...I'm sure there are plenty of other good reasons to hate you :-)
Emotional Filth: yes there most certainly are
eww this smells: are you a fat goth chick?
Emotional Filth: i hope not
eww this smells: yeah me either
Emotional Filth: you should be though
eww this smells: umm...yes....yes I should be
eww this smells: because I really give off that fat goth chick feelings
eww this smells: -s
Emotional Filth: i could see you in a full body fishnet with big boobies
eww this smells: wow you must be miss Cleo
eww this smells: I'm wearing fishnets right now and big boobies
Emotional Filth: *pokes your boobies*
eww this smells: the big boobies are still a little messy though...they didn't come off the girls chest very well
Emotional Filth: they never do *sigh*
eww this smells: yeah I guess you'd know just as good as me
Emotional Filth: do you like toasters
eww this smells: only if I can put your hand into it
Emotional Filth: no
Emotional Filth: =\
eww this smells: well then no
eww this smells wants to directly connect.
eww this smells cancels request; no connection was made.
Emotional Filth: indecisive..
eww this smells: :-*(you) + toaster x ;-)(me)b = :'((you)/:-D(me)
eww this smells: not I hit the wrong button..my fat goth chick hands got in my way
Emotional Filth: whyd you take her hands
Emotional Filth: the boobies are justified, no question
eww this smells: it felt neat to wear them like gloves
eww this smells: they were like little mittens
eww this smells: only they were flesh..and meaty...
Emotional Filth: do they squish?
eww this smells: just like this conversation.....;-)
Emotional Filth: thats adorable
eww this smells: just like me....;-)
Emotional Filth: strange, i was thinking differently
eww this smells: well what you think isn't very important now is it....
Emotional Filth: not at all
eww this smells: exactly
eww this smells: so are you getting everything you wanted out of this conversation?
Emotional Filth: i made that mess in my pants and its all i needed
eww this smells: what mess if you don't mind me asking?
eww this smells: ok then...well see you later

 
 


 
  2001.06.10  02.40


ok...this started when some guy imed me to tell me I had good info...and as I started to pick on him his friend imed asking why I was being mean..so as you read them you have to understand I was going back and forth...so it may be tough to read..
______________________________
UnholyBlood666: like ur info...
eww this smells: well hold on I'm busy
UnholyBlood666: okay...
eww this smells: ok , well I hate your info
eww this smells: it's pretty stupid
eww this smells: and by the looks of your info so are you.
UnholyBlood666: ......okay....
UnholyBlood666: well, thanks.......
eww this smells: no problem...apparently you already are well aware of your stupidty
eww this smells: right?
UnholyBlood666: i guess...
UnholyBlood666: well....thanks for caring...
eww this smells: OH don't confuse that with caring
UnholyBlood666: i'm not...
eww this smells: you just did
UnholyBlood666: okay...
UnholyBlood666: well....goodbye....
eww this smells: yeah sure
UnholyBlood666: bye....
eww this smells: go kill yourself
eww this smells: rid the world of your boringness
UnholyBlood666: okay....
UnholyBlood666: what ever you say.....
eww this smells: yeah you're so immature you'll do whatever I say
eww this smells: so go do it
UnholyBlood666: ...yeah...well....fuck you....
eww this smells: no problem....btw very cool name
eww this smells: I'm sure satan is proud to have you on his roster
UnholyBlood666: yeah.....nice guy isnt he...?
eww this smells: if he was real sure...he's a great story book character though
UnholyBlood666: yeah...well....when your burning in Hell, we'll all be happy
UnholyBlood666: hey
UnholyBlood666: maybe i'll see you there...
eww this smells: if he really exist and hell does as well then I'm sure I'll have a high position and I'll be making your pathetic wanna be evil attention wanting ass be shoveling coal
UnholyBlood666: nice....
UnholyBlood666: i'll see you then...
eww this smells: hopefully not
UnholyBlood666: .....yeah.....
UnholyBlood666: well, nice info....looks like you have a great insight on life
UnholyBlood666: ...
eww this smells: yes just like you have a great...oh wait a great nothing :-D
UnholyBlood666: yes....i have a great nothing...
eww this smells: lol...your friend is getting on to me
eww this smells: they want to know why I'm being sooo mean to you
eww this smells: I didn't mean to hurt your little feelings
UnholyBlood666: ......i see....
UnholyBlood666: yeah....my little feelings...
eww this smells: is the little baby upset.....
eww this smells: **wipes tears from eyes**
UnholyBlood666: thanks....fucking loser...
eww this smells: if you plan on being a pawn for satan you better toughen up ya' little shit
UnholyBlood666: i feel sorry for you...
eww this smells: lol...thanks
eww this smells: I plan on shooting myself in the face later
UnholyBlood666: good...
eww this smells: right after I talk you into it first
UnholyBlood666: save me the trouble...
UnholyBlood666: you know....
eww this smells: your buddy is getting upset that I am trying to kill you
eww this smells: tell him/her to loosing up
UnholyBlood666: why dont you...?
eww this smells: they called me a dumbass
UnholyBlood666: you're so great at telling people what to do...
UnholyBlood666: good...
eww this smells: hey you wanna go kill some young virgins in the name of satan?
UnholyBlood666: not right now...
eww this smells: ok....is your friend crying with you too
UnholyBlood666: maybe later...
UnholyBlood666: no...
eww this smells: he/she seems really upset over my verbal bashings of you
eww this smells: does he/she always fight your battles for you
UnholyBlood666: no....
eww this smells: hey you know what is really funny
UnholyBlood666: he's not fighting my battles...
UnholyBlood666: what...?
eww this smells: if you go jumped off your roof with a knife in your hand
UnholyBlood666: .......yes...?
eww this smells: I'm assuming you busted all the mirrors in your house
UnholyBlood666: no....
eww this smells: cause I know if I was a loser like you I'd hate to look at myself everyday
UnholyBlood666: my house is fine...
UnholyBlood666: oh....really....?
UnholyBlood666: well.....
UnholyBlood666: losers are people who dont appreciate others for who they are...
UnholyBlood666: just like you...
eww this smells: ahh...well then I"m a huge loser
eww this smells: cause I hate your fucking moronic ass
UnholyBlood666: precisely....
UnholyBlood666: well...
UnholyBlood666: thanks for the compliment...
eww this smells: see...wow you are a moron
UnholyBlood666: ....sarcasm does exist you fucking loser...
eww this smells: yeah...but you aren't good at using it
UnholyBlood666: you arent good at understanding it...
eww this smells: lol....you're right
UnholyBlood666: trying to get my friend to kill himself...
UnholyBlood666: ?
eww this smells: hey will you mind drinking this glass of bleach for me
UnholyBlood666: good luck....you cant do it...
UnholyBlood666: sure...
UnholyBlood666: any time pal...
eww this smells: I don't really care about either one of you
UnholyBlood666: heh....bleahc is great...
eww this smells: you seem to have nothing better to do then to bother me
eww this smells: and I'm the loser you say
eww this smells: haha
UnholyBlood666: well, thank you....
UnholyBlood666: well, after complimenting you you turned around and shoved it in my face...
eww this smells: OH GOD..I'M SOOOO SAD....WHY DID GOD DO THIS TO ME...I'M SO ALONE...I'M 13 AND I FEEL ALL THE PRESSURES FOR A 45 YEAR OLD...OH GOD SATAN HELP ME THROUGH THIS
UnholyBlood666: heh....
UnholyBlood666: good....real good....almost sounds like me...
eww this smells: do you eat morons like your friend
UnholyBlood666: eat...?
eww this smells: yeah
eww this smells: he told me he was what he eats
UnholyBlood666: sorry, i'm not a cannibal...thanks for asking...
eww this smells: well maybe you should get to know your friend a little more
UnholyBlood666: its okay...
UnholyBlood666: so.....anything more to say...?
eww this smells: you should tell you're friend to go get hooked on phonics
UnholyBlood666: ....yeah, well....fuck you you stupid slut...
eww this smells: lol....ok sweet heart
eww this smells: so are we done?
UnholyBlood666: up to you...
eww this smells: oh...well then yeah
UnholyBlood666: okay.....
eww this smells: bye sugar
eww this smells: **kiss kiss**
UnholyBlood666: fuck you...
UnholyBlood666: fucking gay perverted faggot...
eww this smells: lmao
eww this smells: yep...that's me
UnholyBlood666: go kiss kiss your fuckin boyfriend...
eww this smells: :-*
eww this smells: I plan on it
UnholyBlood666: well, have fun buttfuckinyour boyfriend...
UnholyBlood666: laterz butt fucker...
eww this smells: lol...later homie
UnholyBlood666: dont call me homie you sick fuck...
eww this smells: alright....BYE
UnholyBlood666: bye....
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Dark Blade 5969: hello
eww this smells: WHY HELLO!!
Dark Blade 5969: i have a question
eww this smells: well I may or may not have an answer
Dark Blade 5969: ok
Dark Blade 5969: well why were you so mean to unholyblood666 you made him fell like shit
eww this smells: well that's because he is shit
eww this smells: according to his info
Dark Blade 5969: it was 5 am when he wrote that he was bored and felt like saying shit thats not how he realy is
eww this smells: oh...well ..... ok.....I still meant what I said
eww this smells: that's a fucking cheesy ass name he has
eww this smells: are you his mother?
Dark Blade 5969: you can read one little article but one little article dosnt mean shit
Dark Blade 5969: no im his friend
eww this smells: ahh...do you hate yourself as well
Dark Blade 5969: NO
Dark Blade 5969: AND HE DOSNT HATE HIMSELF
eww this smells: do you starve for attention just like him
Dark Blade 5969: no
Dark Blade 5969: and he dosnt eather
eww this smells: eather huh
eww this smells: that's a neat word
eww this smells: where did you get that from
Dark Blade 5969: man fuck you your still trying to get him to comit suicide
Dark Blade 5969: fuck off you little bitch
eww this smells: lol....well he is useless
Dark Blade 5969: .... your a dumbass
eww this smells: hey you wanna go play d&d
Dark Blade 5969: not realy
Dark Blade 5969: but tell why do you think all this shit
eww this smells: all what shit?
Dark Blade 5969: is it your jb to try and get people to comit suicide
Dark Blade 5969: all the bitchin your doing at him
eww this smells: yeah...I'm an official suicide helper agent
Dark Blade 5969: no im not joking why the hell do you try to get people to do this shit
eww this smells: cause he's a loser
eww this smells: as you seem to be
Dark Blade 5969: .... you cant juge me you dont even know you dumb ass
eww this smells: well I know you can't spell
eww this smells: so apparently I'm not the dumb ass
Dark Blade 5969: so you dont have anything better to do than try to get people to preform suicide
Dark Blade 5969: and you call me a loser
eww this smells: he imed me first
eww this smells: he told me "i had a cool info"
eww this smells: as did you if I recall correctly
eww this smells: so how many spelling bees have you won?
Dark Blade 5969: ok thats a compliment so why did you put him down after he complemented you?
Dark Blade 5969: no you dont i cant even read your info
eww this smells: I did compliment him because he wasnt' worth it
eww this smells: his info was total bullshit
Dark Blade 5969: no because like you said i cant spell for shit and i know that but i dont give a shit about that
Dark Blade 5969: yeah and his info also isnt true
Dark Blade 5969: he just wrote it because he was bored
eww this smells: and this means.....
eww this smells: WELL OK!!!
eww this smells: this whole thing is pointless
eww this smells: he's a fucking moron
Dark Blade 5969: i know
eww this smells: you're a fucking morn
eww this smells: PERIOD
Dark Blade 5969: alright
Dark Blade 5969: and this matters to me why?
eww this smells: hey will you do me a favor and go set your house on fire
Dark Blade 5969: i'd do it to yours first
eww this smells: well come on
Dark Blade 5969: i would if i knew wher you live
Dark Blade 5969: were*
Dark Blade 5969: where*
eww this smells: 1402 long ave
eww this smells: port st. joe, fl
eww this smells: 32456
eww this smells: bring lots of gas
Dark Blade 5969: i live in ga
eww this smells: it's a big house
Dark Blade 5969: you live to godamn far away
eww this smells: ahh...that's the pussy reason you're going to use
eww this smells: ok good
Dark Blade 5969: i am what i eat
eww this smells: or is that mommy won't let you drive out of the drive way
eww this smells: so you eat morons alot?
Dark Blade 5969: man fuck you you little imbred pice of shit
eww this smells: oh I'm imbred
eww this smells: never heard of that
Dark Blade 5969: hey tell me what kind of name is that does it mean you like smell dicks and assholes?
eww this smells: .......umm....yes.....yes it does
Dark Blade 5969: smelling
eww this smells: does your name mean you fight vampires
Dark Blade 5969: fuck you you know i cant spell
eww this smells: do you kill gnomes in magical forests
Dark Blade 5969: nope it just means i want a black sword
eww this smells: ahh...lol....well go watch QVC
eww this smells: so are we done?
Dark Blade 5969: do you have a problem with that?
eww this smells: with what
eww this smells: you wanting a black sword
Dark Blade 5969: yeah
eww this smells: no..I have no problem with that .... maybe you can save a fair madien from a tower too
Dark Blade 5969: who knows
eww this smells: apparently when it comes to spelling not you
Dark Blade 5969: i know and i dont care how many times do you have to mention that
Dark Blade 5969: i've already admited that and i dont give a flying fuck anout it
Dark Blade 5969: about*
eww this smells: maybe you should
Dark Blade 5969: why
Dark Blade 5969: its good enogh to pass spelling so thats good enogh for me
eww this smells: ok yeah great wonderful....
eww this smells: I'm bored with you now
Dark Blade 5969: ok
Dark Blade 5969: i dont care
eww this smells: well I'm the loser right, so you should want to leave
eww this smells: so bye bye now
Dark Blade 5969: are you bored or just cant insult me anymore
eww this smells: your friend needs you to go comfort him
eww this smells: whatever you do don't write him a letter
Dark Blade 5969: no he dosnt hes happy now
eww this smells: aww..how cute
Dark Blade 5969: alright
eww this smells: did you buy him a kitty
Dark Blade 5969: nope thats your job
eww this smells: yep...I was gonna buy him a big stuffed kitty with a big knife in it so when he slept with it it would kill him in his sleep
Dark Blade 5969: well you just do that but i dont think you can buy a cat with a knife dumbass
eww this smells: lol...really?...damn I thought they sold those at wal marts
Dark Blade 5969: you realy should think better befor you talk
eww this smells: lol...you're right I should
eww this smells: how old are you btw?
Dark Blade 5969: if you get one tell me about it and ill belive you
eww this smells: 24...32
Dark Blade 5969: 13
eww this smells: really?!?!
eww this smells: no for real!
Dark Blade 5969: ....
eww this smells: there is no way you are ONLY 13
eww this smells: you talk sooo mature
Dark Blade 5969: ok
eww this smells: my god I thought you were at least 14
eww this smells: jesus...boy kids are getting smarter and smarter day by day
Dark Blade 5969: you can think what you want it realy dosnt matter to me
Dark Blade 5969: and just how old are you
eww this smells: ya' know you can buy books to tell you how to spell....I'm 19
eww this smells: I know I'm like a 4 year old right?
eww this smells: did I take the words outta your mouth
eww this smells: or wait...if you said it it'd be like this " fa ;asdf alkjdf aidlak kdfa' "
Dark Blade 5969: oh and the best thing you can do is get yonger people to hate themself
eww this smells: HE STARTED WITH ME
eww this smells: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS
Dark Blade 5969: yeah he started with a complement
eww this smells: and yes I rather enjoy making younger folks kill themselves
eww this smells: it's a rush like no other
eww this smells: hey guess what?!
Dark Blade 5969: now i realy think your a dumbass
Dark Blade 5969: what
eww this smells: it's time to go
Dark Blade 5969: ok you just go play yourself later now
eww this smells: ...umm...o...k.

 
 


 
  2001.06.07  02.42


Sam1 bob 2: well im tired but i dont want to not talk to you so im going to stay
eww this smells: aww...that is soo sweet
eww this smells: damn you must be getting attachted to my goofy ass
Sam1 bob 2: dont mock me flipp
eww this smells: **ego rises a bit**:-)
eww this smells: I'm not mocking you
Sam1 bob 2: heh i am.
eww this smells: that really is sweet
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that is sweet....



Mood: loved
 
 


 
  2001.06.05  22.50


friskykitty21: my your a bitter bitter little man arent you
eww this smells: why....do you not have the correct fish inventory
friskykitty21: i'm almost sure that was ment to be witty.. or perhaps funny in some way.. but its just not.
eww this smells: well I think maybe you lost touch with your sensitive side
eww this smells: will you scratch my back?
friskykitty21: will you scratch mine?
eww this smells: I'll scratch your face
friskykitty21: you touch my face i'll tear out those precious little eyes of yours
eww this smells: oh they aren't precious ya' fruit cake
friskykitty21: only i'm not a fruit cake ya stupid fuckshit
eww this smells: do you always have such sweet things to say
friskykitty21: unfortunately enough. no.
eww this smells: oh....I'm really glad you imed me at this point
eww this smells: my stomach has never turned this many times
friskykitty21: well just so long as i've touch a life..
eww this smells: yeah you did "touch a life"
eww this smells: maybe not the best places
friskykitty21: whos to say which places are bad
eww this smells: jesus christ
friskykitty21: jesus christ is for fucking not listening to
eww this smells: I never thought he was a good lay myself
eww this smells: john the baptist was like a vaccum
eww this smells: =-O
friskykitty21: yeah i kinda figured you liked THE COCK
eww this smells: yeah...it's funner then a pig in a corn field
friskykitty21: ...yeah
eww this smells: so is this it now?
friskykitty21: is what it?
eww this smells: ---us---
eww this smells: this can't be the end can it
eww this smells: we had such good times
eww this smells: I remember back when you told me I liked cock
eww this smells: man...that was the good ol' days
friskykitty21: shit happens.. your a completely diff. person now..
friskykitty21: i dont know you anymore
eww this smells: but....I'll suck more cock if I have too
eww this smells: if that's what it takes
friskykitty21: you could never suck enough cock to make up for what you've done
friskykitty21: :'(
eww this smells: ...I can sure as hell try....
friskykitty21: ... i dont know if i could stand the hurt of your failure again
eww this smells: ....=-O...<---look see....it'll be the same again I promise...now everytime we talk my breathe will be scented more and more with semen
eww this smells: I won't let ya down ya' stank bitch
friskykitty21: sighs*
eww this smells: why do you sigh my dear?
friskykitty21: i just dont know ya nasty slack jawed faggot
eww this smells: ....how about this....
eww this smells: would you like it better if I started to peel your skin off while you slept
eww this smells: that would add excitement to our relationship right?
friskykitty21: yeah but i'd rather you tie me down tear off my fingernails
friskykitty21: is that alright?
eww this smells: yeah but we did that already
eww this smells: can I stick a hot pocker up your vagina
friskykitty21: been there done that
eww this smells: damn...umm.....can I watch you have sex with a wild pig while I set you both on fire and jerk off to your buring flesh
friskykitty21: no wild big.. how about a serial rapist
eww this smells: no that's me
eww this smells: I don't wanna have sex with you
eww this smells: ya' freak
eww this smells: ya pervert
friskykitty21: yes
friskykitty21: yes i am
eww this smells: do you have a little brother
friskykitty21: whats your point
eww this smells: if so we can talk
friskykitty21: no
friskykitty21: lol
eww this smells: have you ever slit your wrist and jump off a roof top
eww this smells: if not it's fun and you should do it
friskykitty21: slit wrist.. no jumpa
friskykitty21: gottcha
eww this smells: oh so you're the pathetic feel sorry me I'm a runaway bullshit goth get a fucking life ya' attention wanting mother fucker
friskykitty21: no i'm the manic.. if i dont end it all i'm going to kill someone bitch.
eww this smells: you wanna come kill me
eww this smells: but first you gotta chop my penis off and suck it
eww this smells: while I watch
eww this smells: deal?
friskykitty21: deal
eww this smells: ok...
eww this smells: where are you at?
eww this smells: what state?
friskykitty21: denver
eww this smells: oh yeah denver the state
friskykitty21: oh wait.. denvers not a state
friskykitty21: um...
friskykitty21: i'm in....
friskykitty21: hungary
friskykitty21: yeah
eww this smells: right...well I'm bored with you now
friskykitty21: lol
friskykitty21: right well.. eat shit and die
eww this smells: I will
friskykitty21: not soon enough
eww this smells: I'll be sure to call you "miss feel bad for me"
friskykitty21: you do that

 
 


 
  2001.06.02  05.03


I got bored again...sorry

eww this smells: dude you're in that band!!
eww this smells: Element Zero kicks ass !!!
GhotiH00k: yeah dude
GhotiH00k: who's this?
eww this smells: this is Jack...they call me 'Skinny'
GhotiH00k: they?
eww this smells: my people
GhotiH00k: ah
GhotiH00k: yeah dude i'm the voacls for them
eww this smells: listen I just opened a club up in Chicago...you intrested in playing?
eww this smells: I'll pay good money...you just gotta get up tehre
GhotiH00k: damn
GhotiH00k: you serious?
eww this smells: yean
eww this smells: I'll give you a number and all
GhotiH00k: how did you hear of us?
eww this smells: the clubs called '40 watt'
GhotiH00k: alright
eww this smells: someone told me about you guys
GhotiH00k: ah
eww this smells: some dude named Glock....he said he heard from someone else and so on
eww this smells: ya' know how that goes
GhotiH00k: who gave you my sn?
eww this smells: plus I'm up for any up and coming punk band
eww this smells: you are true punk right?
GhotiH00k: na dude
GhotiH00k: i'm more industrial/metal type
eww this smells: oh are you the blink 182 shit
eww this smells: oh that's even better then
GhotiH00k: we havent played punk in awhile dude
GhotiH00k: it's been more like hardcore screamming and shit
eww this smells: I'm trying to build more to that crowd
GhotiH00k: yeah
GhotiH00k: it's more fun
eww this smells: If you can get up here with in two months then you can play opening night
eww this smells: yeah industrial is really fun music.
GhotiH00k: i'll talk to my guys and see what i can do
eww this smells: alright, get back on here when you find out
eww this smells: I gotta know pretty soon
GhotiH00k: alright
GhotiH00k: you gott my guitarist's sn/
eww this smells: I'm trying to book as many bands as possible...there is suppose to be a big turn out....no what is it
GhotiH00k: hold on
eww this smells: alright
GhotiH00k: i cannot find it
eww this smells: you guys don't keep up with each other?
GhotiH00k: belt i'll let ya know when i talk to him
GhotiH00k: later
GhotiH00k: yerah but i just came back from partying
GhotiH00k: he doesn't chill with the party crowd much
eww this smells: well dont let me down...this could be a big break for you guys
GhotiH00k: ill right man
GhotiH00k: thanx mna
GhotiH00k: but i cannot really type rigght now
GhotiH00k: so i'll see ya later
eww this smells: ok

 
 


 
  2001.06.02  03.11


oh my goodness it's been some while since I posted on here, but I got bored..and some moron imed me and I had some fun with her and decided to post it on here...yeah that's about it. Enjoy.
Butterfly6954: hey, sup?
eww this smells: corndogs
Butterfly6954: eeww, but ok
eww this smells: just so you know Crazy Town is one of the worst bands out right now
Butterfly6954: thx, ill take that into concideration, its just epic (brett) is mad hott
eww this smells: that's why you like them?
eww this smells: that's rather supeficial don't ya' think
Butterfly6954: there ok, there not tha best, but no thas not tha only reason
eww this smells: ok if you wanna talk to me don't type "tha" and "thas"
eww this smells: just a rule I have, sorry
Butterfly6954: umm rite
eww this smells: are you white or black?
eww this smells: just curious
Butterfly6954: y cuz of the way i type?
eww this smells: yep
Butterfly6954: so u think im black eh?
eww this smells: no I think you're white
eww this smells: just with bad grammer
Butterfly6954: o, ok
Butterfly6954: >:ohey
eww this smells: not even a black person that listens to rap would listen to Crazy Town :-D
Butterfly6954: i dont litterally write like this, its just i dont feel like being all proper and shit
Butterfly6954: ahh thanks
eww this smells: I can't believe you put Crazy Town and Linkin Park in the same catergory as Staind
Butterfly6954: omg cant people like diffrent kinds of music?damn ur an asshole sorry
eww this smells: well I didn't im you
eww this smells: you imed me
eww this smells: I'm trying to be like my friends
Butterfly6954: ya, well i wuz suppoded to along time ago for some one, and piss you off by saying sumthin, but u wernt on, so i added u to my list, now i cant remeber wat i was posta say
Butterfly6954: its a long story
eww this smells: jesus christ...what you just wrote was like gibberish
eww this smells: "sumthin" "wernt" "remeber" "wat" "posta"
Butterfly6954: omg, no wonder they wanted me to. fuck it bye
eww this smells: I'm from the south and I don't hear shit that bad
Butterfly6954: eat me
eww this smells: could I?
Butterfly6954: >:oNO
eww this smells: aww but come on
eww this smells: I'm a nice guy
Butterfly6954: olo ya the man of my dreams
eww this smells: you just got the wrong impression because your iggnorant
Butterfly6954: i am not
eww this smells: so you say
Butterfly6954: right
eww this smells: do you fuck alot of black guys?
Butterfly6954: NO
Butterfly6954: im a virgin im 15
Butterfly6954: im nota fuckin slut
eww this smells: oh...so you never been done in the butt before
eww this smells: well you're white...and you talk with black slang...so those two things usually mean you're a slut
Butterfly6954: yeah ok if you say so
eww this smells: well I do
eww this smells: so who wanted you to fuck with me
Butterfly6954: k, think whatever you wanna think
eww this smells: I'll know whatever I wanna know rather
Butterfly6954: u dont know anything about me, all you've done was criticasize me
eww this smells: hey now I never "criticasize" you
eww this smells: I don't even know what that means
Butterfly6954: you know what i mean
eww this smells: do I ?
Butterfly6954: criticize
eww this smells: there ya' go
eww this smells: look I used slang
eww this smells: will you do me a favor?
Butterfly6954: shut up
Butterfly6954: no
eww this smells: please
Butterfly6954: wha is it and theres a 99.9 % chance i wont
eww this smells: I just want you to take your Crazy Town cd and shove it up your useless little ass
Butterfly6954: what
Butterfly6954: naw THAS ok ill keep THA cd for now
eww this smells: lol..touche'.. now you're getting clever
Butterfly6954: ya ok
eww this smells: do you ever play your Ja Rule cd at the same time as Crazy Town?
eww this smells: it'd probably sound the same you know
Butterfly6954: o ya all ha tyme (no)
Butterfly6954: ya
Butterfly6954: ok
eww this smells: I'm starting to wonder whether or not you're really a 4 year old
eww this smells: the typing is just throwing me off
eww this smells: or is that how "Epic" would type
Butterfly6954: fuck you
eww this smells: what?...what's wrong....don't you like to be "criticasized" ?
eww this smells: hello?....so you don't want to talk anymore?
eww this smells: ..............
Butterfly6954: b
Butterfly6954: y
Butterfly6954: e
eww this smells: haha...cute
Butterfly6954: just like meO:-)
eww this smells: is that what pimp g fresh homie tells you every night before he "slapz dat ass"
Butterfly6954: ahh if you are gunna be an annoying fuck, dont talk to me
eww this smells: so is this goodbye
Butterfly6954: ya, looks like it
eww this smells: well can I at least get a goodbye
Butterfly6954: bye bitch
eww this smells: lol...bye punk ass!
Butterfly6954: :-)
Butterfly6954: bye cutie
eww this smells: hey will you lick this shit out of my radio real quick
eww this smells: a crazy town cd fell into it
Butterfly6954: fuck off:-P
eww this smells: that face doesn't quite capture your emotions I don't think
Butterfly6954: so
Butterfly6954: its cute
eww this smells: just like you huh
Butterfly6954: :-Dyup
eww this smells: are you familier with the term "chicken head" ?
Butterfly6954: omg you dont even know me and your callin me this shit?
eww this smells: I didn't call you that
eww this smells: all though now that you mention it



Mood: amused
 
 


 
  2001.06.02  03.10
just playing

oh my goodness it's been some while since I posted on here, but I got bored..and some moron imed me and I had some fun with her and decided to post it on here...yeah that's about it. Enjoy.

 
 


 
  2001.05.01  14.10


WEll Folks this is my final livejournal post for at least 4 months if not longer...so I hope you all enjoyed my pointless little gags and goofs and I hope you all see me again..actually no I don't...and none of you email me either..don't talk to me if you see me...I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't call or touch me...yeah well this is about it...GOODBYE...GOODBYE!!!



Mood: DONE
 
 


 
  2001.04.22  01.48


...this was a rather odd conversation...to say the least...and long too...
l strychnine l: wtf bro
eww this smells: my feet smell
l strychnine l: you ever slice your skin and watch the blood dripple and coagulate?
eww this smells: sometimes
eww this smells: when I have alot of cleaning powder
l strychnine l: Damn, I Heear Dat
eww this smells: ya' know what's fun
l strychnine l: WHat?
eww this smells: sniffing paint
l strychnine l: Kicking a persons face in
eww this smells: espically blue
l strychnine l: wow
l strychnine l: GO SNIFF AMONIA
eww this smells: have you ever eaten your own shit
l strychnine l: no
eww this smells: I do
l strychnine l: Great
l strychnine l: what R u? 9?
eww this smells: you know what else is fun
l strychnine l: WHAT?
eww this smells: fucking a dead dog
eww this smells: in the ass
l strychnine l: I bet
eww this smells: with ky jelly
l strychnine l: YUUp
eww this smells: and yeah I am 9
eww this smells: well 9 and a half
l strychnine l: sure
eww this smells: I can't even spell good
eww this smells: af sdflaksdjfa
eww this smells: see
l strychnine l: lol
eww this smells: hey you know what else is fun
l strychnine l: ya i see
l strychnine l: u fuckin ham steak
l strychnine l: WHat?
l strychnine l: disembouling a cat?
eww this smells: dressing up like a old lady
eww this smells: and having sex with small children
eww this smells: in a day care center
eww this smells: while I sing old show tunes
l strychnine l: i see
eww this smells: what is "disembouling" mean
l strychnine l: maybe i spelt it wrong
eww this smells: ya' think
l strychnine l: Maybe so
eww this smells: I like to bowl if that's what you were asking
l strychnine l: No it not
eww this smells: I like to put bowling balls into my grandmas medicine
eww this smells: she is a whore
eww this smells: I lost my virginity to her
eww this smells: back when I was 3
l strychnine l: Maybe i could shove a knife into your gut and rotate it, slicing all of your internal organs
eww this smells: that was only a few years ago seeing as I'm only 9
eww this smells: if that's your thing sure
l strychnine l: Thats Right G slice
l strychnine l: gReat
eww this smells: you want my address .... homie
l strychnine l: Sure SUre Dawg
eww this smells: 1402 Long Ave.
eww this smells: Port St. Joe, Fl
l strychnine l: yea
eww this smells: 32456
eww this smells: My name is Jack Johnson
eww this smells: I use butter
l strychnine l: and i live at Deep hole Ln. PO Box 78 queens Ny 11278
l strychnine l: i use cheese
eww this smells: yeah I like deep holes
l strychnine l: yea
eww this smells: cause I like to shove oranges in them
eww this smells: btw....what is dripple?
eww this smells: I've heard of dribbl
eww this smells: +e
eww this smells: but never a dripple
eww this smells: hmm...are you 8
l strychnine l: No, im 6
eww this smells: ahh
eww this smells: my uncle would like you
l strychnine l: ive heard of dumb ass, but not Fucking cheese queer ass, hmm
eww this smells: .....
eww this smells: well my uncle is something else
l strychnine l: ......
l strychnine l: im sure he is
eww this smells: why did you im me
l strychnine l: But Whats really on your mind?
eww this smells: just to ask if I like to be stabbed
l strychnine l: Thats not what your thinking.
eww this smells: ??
l strychnine l: is that all you have to say?
eww this smells: no I can say more
eww this smells: at the candy store
eww this smells: with a yellow whore
eww this smells: and I got more
l strychnine l: Interesting...
eww this smells: cause I'm hardcore
l strychnine l: Why are you so hardcore?
eww this smells: cause I make people like you im me for no reason
l strychnine l: Hmm... dO you expect me to know that?
l strychnine l: Is that what you really think?
eww this smells: ....maybe....
eww this smells: why do you keep asking what I really think?!
eww this smells: would I lie
eww this smells: or eat pie
eww this smells: or maybe die
eww this smells: float into the sky
l strychnine l: Just maybe? Is that all? Maybe "yes" , Maybe "no"?
l strychnine l: do you expect me to know that?
eww this smells: what?!...know what?!
l strychnine l: Why do you want to eat it so much?
l strychnine l: Die?
eww this smells: you're really late on responses
l strychnine l: Whats in the sky you want so much?
eww this smells: can't you go any faster
eww this smells: come on guy keep up
l strychnine l: why am i so late?
eww this smells: I don't know
l strychnine l: I suppose i can try.
eww this smells: why are you so early?
l strychnine l: Do you expect me to know that?
eww this smells: hey I need to go...unless you can persuade me to stay
l strychnine l: Why do you need to go so much?
eww this smells: 'eh cause your boring me
eww this smells: I need some excitement
eww this smells: and you just can't fullfill that
l strychnine l: I see.
eww this smells: you can try
eww this smells: if you were more clever it'd be different
l strychnine l: Why cant I fullfill that?
l strychnine l: Maybe.
eww this smells: but when you keep asking questions it's hard to have fun
eww this smells: Do you expect me to know that?
l strychnine l: I would do a search for it.
eww this smells: A search for what?
eww this smells: A seach for that/
l strychnine l: Im sorry, i cannot concur.
eww this smells: Concur for what?
l strychnine l: Search for what?
eww this smells: that?
eww this smells: this?
l strychnine l: Excuse?
eww this smells: who?
l strychnine l: Me?
eww this smells: what?
eww this smells: When?
eww this smells: where?
eww this smells: Why?
eww this smells: do you like to grab the ass of a horse?
l strychnine l: Im sorry, i do not know, But i would do a search for it.
eww this smells: hey sweet heart I can go all night with ya'
l strychnine l: What do you mean by grab the ass ?
eww this smells: is this like a bot?
eww this smells: oh I don't know maybe...GRAB THE ASS
l strychnine l: Hmmm.
eww this smells: not much beating around the bush with that
l strychnine l: why do you want to go all night? WHo is making you?
eww this smells: oh don't get me wrong...I don't wanna go all night
eww this smells: but I can
l strychnine l: Why can you?
eww this smells: I'm actually getting really bored with you
eww this smells: I assume you're getting me back for messing with one of your friends
eww this smells: but you aren't very good at it
l strychnine l: *Boredom is nothing but the mind without stimulants*
eww this smells: but if you ever need me to coach you on how to mess with people just let me know
eww this smells: you're a really slow typer
l strychnine l: I would do a search for it.
eww this smells: you need me to teach you taht too
l strychnine l: Please do not warn me eww this smells.
That is not polite.
eww this smells: ahh
eww this smells: well I'm not known for my politeness
eww this smells: but I guess you already knew that huh
l strychnine l: I would do a search for it.
eww this smells: yeah...well I'm gonna go I guess
eww this smells: if you can't get any more neater
l strychnine l: ok
eww this smells: but it was fun talking to you
l strychnine l: U can be sure to wake up to a jolly HIGH wanring level MUTHER ffucker
l strychnine l: GO wathc ssome shizer
l strychnine l: *schizer
eww this smells: what?
eww this smells: you can warn me all you want baby cakes
l strychnine l: Good BYe
eww this smells: wait no
l strychnine l: Thank you
eww this smells: I don't wanna go now
eww this smells: I want you to warn me somemore
l strychnine l signed on at 1:32:20 AM.
l strychnine l: Ok
l strychnine l: I will do so
l strychnine l: and your freind erotica
eww this smells: ok let's play patty cake
eww this smells: come one
l strychnine l: No thank you, i dont play with strangers
eww this smells: there ya' go
eww this smells: somemore
eww this smells: it feels nice
l strychnine l: You lIke pain?
eww this smells: can you do me in the butt too
l strychnine l: I like pain
l strychnine l: Pain=pleasure
eww this smells: I like ass fucking
eww this smells: ass=fun
l strychnine l: I like face stabbing
eww this smells: well stab it then buddy
l strychnine l: Face stabing=fun
eww this smells: wait...before we go any further...what friend did I piss off?
eww this smells: just outta curiosity
l strychnine l: No freind
l strychnine l: Do you like to mess with peoples?
eww this smells: oh...just picked me outta random
l strychnine l: No
l strychnine l: not out of random
eww this smells: well how sweety pie
l strychnine l: Why must we jump to conclusions?
eww this smells: I'm just curious as to how our relationship started
l strychnine l: Are you a male of female?
eww this smells: I'm male
eww this smells: I hope
l strychnine l: leknorchatbot=fun
l strychnine l: leknorchat1=fun
eww this smells: alright
eww this smells: is that the answer to my question
eww this smells: butter=fat
eww this smells: kool aid=orange
l strychnine l: fat=face stabbing
eww this smells: you=unclever
eww this smells: you=slow typer
l strychnine l: I must block you now
eww this smells: ahh but come on
eww this smells: you started it
l strychnine l: because i am tired of your face
eww this smells: you can't take it
eww this smells: you're gonna run from me?
l strychnine l: i cant take this stupidness
eww this smells: when you ran to me?
eww this smells: I'm stupid
l strychnine l: No
eww this smells: maybe you should do a search on it?
l strychnine l: This "convorsation" is stupid
eww this smells: do you expect me to know?
l strychnine l: I dont like it
eww this smells: well you started it
eww this smells: how did you have it planned doll
l strychnine l: and your stealing my chat bot imitation
eww this smells: how so?
l strychnine l: I had it planed to see who u were
l strychnine l: u acted like an ass,so then i too did
eww this smells: well I told you
eww this smells: why did you wanna know who I was?
l strychnine l: Told me what?
l strychnine l: I wanted to know who you were?
eww this smells: well I told you
l strychnine l: you did?
eww this smells: I'm Teddy Rossevelt
l strychnine l: Oh, i see
eww this smells: I like at 1402 Long Ave.
l strychnine l: MORE assNESS
eww this smells: Port St. Joe, Fl 32456
eww this smells: you want my phone number
l strychnine l: no
eww this smells: well what do you want then?
eww this smells: I mean I'd hate to ruin your chat bot
l strychnine l: For yourself to stop acting like an ass
l strychnine l: ruin my chatbot?
l strychnine l: I see
l strychnine l: well., Later Punk
eww this smells: ok....well is this all
eww this smells: oh yeah I won the conversation then huh
eww this smells: neat how you started with me
eww this smells: yet you're always stopping
l strychnine l: i guess so, does that make you feel big? do you feel like you have some power over me?
eww this smells: well yeah of course
l strychnine l: I see... Perhaps You have an extra X chromosome...
l strychnine l: Are you tall?
eww this smells: I have a Q chromo
l strychnine l: Interesting
eww this smells: I'm around 1'
l strychnine l: i see
eww this smells: do you expect me to know?
l strychnine l: this is sucking ass again
l strychnine l: Yes i do
eww this smells: maybe you should do search on it?
l strychnine l: I will
eww this smells: or take a pill
eww this smells: while you run up a hill
l strychnine l: An oxycontin
eww this smells: but don't you steal
l strychnine l: or perhaps a fat vicodin
eww this smells: yeah that'd be neat huh
eww this smells: so you wanna come over?
eww this smells: I got popcorn and soda
l strychnine l: 7.5mg hydrobarcodone/500mg acetaminophen
l strychnine l: Dude
eww this smells: yeah I like to touch cats too
l strychnine l: i lie in your town
l strychnine l: i know u in person
eww this smells: well come over
l strychnine l: and u know me
l strychnine l: No
l strychnine l: fuckface
eww this smells: well can I come
eww this smells: over
l strychnine l: ya sure, if u know who this is?
eww this smells: I'll let you touch my fingers
eww this smells: well see that's just it
eww this smells: I'm kinda lost on who you are?
l strychnine l: it is isnt it?
eww this smells: oh unless your my uncle
l strychnine l: N0
eww this smells: oh...damn
l strychnine l: ARE yOU LSITENING?
eww this smells: are you my grandpa
l strychnine l: no
l strychnine l: ass
eww this smells: pussy
l strychnine l: Douche bag
eww this smells: oh you're johnathen
l strychnine l: Heh
l strychnine l: No
eww this smells: or are you kenny
eww this smells: is this kenny smith?
l strychnine l: ya
l strychnine l: tHats ME!
l strychnine l: smoth?
eww this smells: damn it's about time kenny
l strychnine l: Heh
eww this smells: those people have been calling you all day
eww this smells: the ones you owe money too at the ez serve
l strychnine l: damn nigro suckers
eww this smells: yeah i said the same thing
l strychnine l: yea
l strychnine l: cuz im kenny
eww this smells: so you don't wanna come over kenny
l strychnine l: No kenny
eww this smells: I'll let you ride in my washing machine
l strychnine l: i dont
l strychnine l: WooHooh
l strychnine l: yehaw
l strychnine l: im chris
eww this smells: I don't know a chris
eww this smells: I know a kenny
l strychnine l: yea u do
l strychnine l: No kennys
l strychnine l: kenny smith, wtf
l strychnine l: No smiths
l strychnine l: Later Punk ASs
eww this smells: wait chris
l strychnine l: Ill Be seeIng you SOON!
eww this smells: well you better hurry up
l strychnine l: BiOtch
eww this smells: cause I'm leaving soon
l strychnine l: Damn right you are
eww this smells: they'll be spaghetti on the stove
eww this smells: oops there will be rather
l strychnine l: and puntang on the bed
l strychnine l: your GONE
l strychnine l signed off at 1:47:48 AM.

 
 


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